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communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

(Source: communistbakery, via thinking-outl0udd)

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive, via october-serendipity)

"I’m so sorry that I wasted your time because you really do mean a lot to me and I hope you have a very nice life because I really think you deserve it. I really do. I hope you do, too. Okay, then. Goodbye."
— Stephen Chbosky (via kushandwizdom)

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via assmaticbitch)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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